JOKES Archive

[Jokes] : Jesus & The laws of Science

Lion of the TRIBE OF JUDAH, He broke the law of physics,  he walked on water. He broke the law of chemistry  he turned water to wine. He broke the law of economics  (diminishing returns) he feed  the multitude with five loafs of  bread nd two fishes. He broke the law of  reproduction, he was

[Jokes] : The police and the pastor

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offense with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the


*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done. *No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem. *Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You