Arsenal 1 vs 5 Bayern Munich
Arsene Wenger surveys the scene with a grim look on his face. He gets up off the bench, zips up his jacket (in one smooth stroke), and prepares to face an unsympathetic media horde and quite a few furious fans.
There was a delay in the game as toilet paper was thrown from the stands by some Bayern Munich fans, presumably to protest the ticket prices at the Emirates. We’re back underway though.
Off we go.